(In the newsroom of the neo-media)

Here are the new rules
To be put in place:
–    Telling truth and checking facts
Are secondary in a race
–    Sensationalize and scandalize
Because we don’t have
A lot of space

–    Generate as much heat
Even if there is no light
–    If people’s lives are ruined
Tough luck,
That’s their plight
–    We’re good,
They’re bad,
They can’t fight
We’re always right
–    Never mind the public
They don’t have teeth,
And we can bite

–    Never let truth or fact
Stand in the way
–    Even if you plagiarize
Or make up a story
It’s okay
–    No one can touch us
We’re above the fray

Extra extra, read all about it
The Tribune Media is all excited
The Clear Channel has just ignited
And the Fox Cable has already spiced it

Extra extra, read all about it

Act III: Silencing of the Lambs
Act IV: Attacks of the Wolves
Act V: Occupied Territory
Act VI: Police State
Act VII: Official Obituary
Act VIII: A Close Encounter of the Scariest Kind
Act IX: The Inquisition
Act X- Conspiracy Theory
Act XI- Secret Trials
Act XII- Silent Pain and Teary Eyes
Act XIII- True Patriot Acts